OOC:
So, literally just now, a character concept came up into mind. It is, shortly put, a man with the ability to warp reality by writing code. SQL, Java, Lambda expressions, that type of thing.
The reason I started this thread is, because I think of making this a character instead of leaving it in the concept state, and would love a few opinions about this, both on discord or here, after my post, doesn’t really matter.
Theo Gray is my name, and I am someone who regurlarly gets shout at “What the fuck are you?”. In all honesty, aren’t you tired to say this and die? Nothing about the meaning of life? Or the origin of the universe?
Wouldn’t matter anyway. It’s 42.
My contractor wanted this starbase to explode. Strange enough, but the price is right and I am bored.
I got detected as soon as uncloaked. Lucky enough, they just did not shoot my danube to echelon, strangely, they let me land into their main hanger bay.
Oh. Well. Enemies. Many, heavily armed. Fuck.
I run out of the danube, and take cover behind some cargo uselessly laying around. Now to the difficult part.
My thoughts dart forward:
WITH vSurroundingEnemies AS (
SELECT *
FROM enemies e JOIN Area a
ON e.Area_Area_ID = a.Area_ID
WHERE e.Area_ID = self.Area_ID;
);
SELECT e.Armor, e.location FROM vSurroundingEnemies;
There we go. Armor and Location. They wear Mark 3 Body Armor and start to form a circle around me.
PositronBeamStorm aPositronBeamStorm = new PositronBeamStorm();
aPositronBeamStorm.fire(enemyLocationlist);
And a literal storm of beams of positron, like from a large group of DRX-23 rifles is unleashed and precisely hit the enemies. Each and any of them are killed.
All this in a matter of half a minute. What? I am tired and nervous. Fighting to death is fucking tedious, y’know?
Good thing I wrote that code aforehand. Figured that his could get a bit fiddly.
I stands up from his cover, dust my clothes off and advances further into the starbase.
OOC: Now, hope you liked the taste of this chara, please drop me your thoughts and opinions wherever and whenever you like.