I sexually Identify as an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Atlantic ocean ready to release my destructive cargo on filthy commies’. People say to me that a person being a weapon of mass destruction is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having ex-Nazi scientists install tungsten plating, 3 stage rockets and a Nuclear warhead on my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as “ICBM” and “WMD” as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to wipe entire cities and cultures from the face of the Earth. If you can’t accept me you’re Hippy-Trash and need to check your rocket privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Seriously? That’s horrible. Funny but horrible.
sorry, i couldn’t resist